I had a pretty epic fantasy/sci-fi dream last night (it had pirates, time travel, a science museum, cake, Target, betrayal, bad tea, magic, and the GRE, among other things), but probably the weirdest part was the bit where I was fighting an evil sorcerer in a hotel kitchen, except that our "duel" consisted of some sort of magical rock-paper-scissors, and I lost when he used "laser" and I tried to defend with "refrigerator."