Between chores in Boulder, I stopped in at my favorite second-hand shop on the off-chance that they'd have any nice sneakers. In the shoe corner, I heard this discussion about zebra-striped heels:

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GIRL: I like these!
MOTHER: They're a little crazy, aren't they?
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GIRL: They're not crazy, they're fierce!

I also tried on a Christian Dior ivory skirtsuit priced at $80 (ffffffffff) and it fit perfectly but I decided that it was too old-lady and let it go. When will this puffy-sleeves trend go back away?!

Also, re-activated my account with the temp agency and got my first big girl doctor today. Goodbye, grandmotherly pediatrician, hello big sisterly internist! Thank you for not laughing when I asked for one of the pokey things they stick on your arm before the shot so it hurts less.