I had a dream last night wherein I wanted to bang Barack Obama.

He was going to North Korea for some reason but somehow I knew that he always wanted to go to Chile, so I told him that he should just go to Chile, and he gave me a giant Obamasmile and told me that he would talk to his staff about it. I know that in this dream I definitely was hoping that he would do me.

This actually really only weirds me out because it's the second dream with Obama that I've had in the last week. A few nights ago, I had a dream where I was randomly doing something in Congress and got recruited to do something awesome in team Obama and the president and I were, like, chilling out.

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Then I went back to sleep and dreamed that I was in a dorm where all the students were being held prisoner because we were psychic ninjas, and I was starting a rebellion.

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I should start recording my dreams, because they usually are all hilariously weird. Except when I dream that I've gotten out of bed and then wake up and have to really get out of bed... those ones are just sad.