Thomas the Tank Engine + Jon and Kate Plus Eight.

[skywalker]

Oh my god there is a Thomas the Tank Engine Wiki.

EDIT SORT OF RELATED TO CHILDREN:

Jon Gosselin might soon be minus Kate & 8. The reality star show has been busted cheating on his wife and RadarOnline.com has obtained an exclusive video interview with a man who saw Jon romantically kissing another woman.

David Reitnauer, a security guard at a Pennsylania motel, says Jon shows up frequently and goes to the bar “Legends.” Reitnauer caught Jon kissing a woman in a stairwell and describes what happened that night in this exclusive video.

His interview follows another published report that identifies the woman as third grade teacher Deanna Hummel. Her brother tells Us Weekly that Jon and Deanna have been having a three-month affair has been intimate with her at their Reading, Pa. house.

Source! My family will be so sad.

Comments

[eisen]

OH GOD THAT IS SO CREEPY

[skywalker]

SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS POSSIBLY BANGING A REALITY TELEVISION PERSONALITY WHOA

[eisen]

She lived like, two or three blocks away from my old house! HER BROTHER TAUGHT MY PRECALCULUS CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

oh god what is with reading lately we keep attracting crazy. last month it was finding out m. night shyamalamadingdong was filming footage of a wall i peed on when i was seven and now this.

[skywalker]

THAT'S NUTS.

You should go tell ontd. They'd have a field day.

[eisen]

ahahaha they probably would, but I don't check ONTD and don't belong to it, ffffff. I am surprised nobody else has posted going "OMGWTF" about this already.