Undead-bitchface!Jacen Solo is my hero.

[skywalker]

The Star Wars Extended Universe is actually a big competition to see who can get the stupidest shit published.

- Heir to the Empire: clone named Luuke Skywalker.

- Dark Empire: the Emperor comes back to life in clone bodies and turns Luke evil.

- The Crystal Star: blob creature from another universe that tries to eat Luke.

- New Jedi Order: a sentient planet that uses the Force and pretends to be Anakin Skywalker.

- Dark Nest Trilogy: time travel.

- Betrayal: kid brought back to life in a robot body.

- Legacy comics: bringing people who just died back to life. Also, "Bantha Rawk Skywalker."

- Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor: the book is actually fanfic written in-universe.

- Omen: teleportation.

- Abyss: people who hibernate forever called "Mind Walkers" who abandon their bodies floating between two black holes... and the phrase "IT'S NOT MY TENTACLE FRIEND." Visiting the world of the dead.

I look forward to the Fate of the Jedi round robin team coming up with even crazier shit as the series progresses. After all, twelve in-universe years and twenty books since Star-by-Star, Troy Denning is still wants to bring Anakin Solo back to life via time travel...

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[skywalker]

Yeah so when the crazy aliens who are invisible in the Force came to attack the galaxy and started hunting down Force-sensitives, the Jedi sent all their kids to hide in the middle of a crazy cluster of black holes. In this book, Luke finds out that the sentient persona of the black holes was touching all the kids with spiritual tentacles.

... and then Her Awesome Kickass Mary Sue-ness Vestara Khai, Fabulous Sith Apprentice and Obviously Luke's Kid's Future Love Interest (I fucking love this girl. Vestara is the best new character in a long time), gets stuck on a planet with the sentient persona of the black holes and goes HOLY SHIT IT'S A WOMAN WITH TENTACLE ARMS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.