Yeah so when the crazy aliens who are invisible in the Force came to attack the galaxy and started hunting down Force-sensitives, the Jedi sent all their kids to hide in the middle of a crazy cluster of black holes. In this book, Luke finds out that the sentient persona of the black holes was touching all the kids with spiritual tentacles.
... and then Her Awesome Kickass Mary Sue-ness Vestara Khai, Fabulous Sith Apprentice and Obviously Luke's Kid's Future Love Interest (I fucking love this girl. Vestara is the best new character in a long time), gets stuck on a planet with the sentient persona of the black holes and goes HOLY SHIT IT'S A WOMAN WITH TENTACLE ARMS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
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... and then Her Awesome Kickass Mary Sue-ness Vestara Khai, Fabulous Sith Apprentice and Obviously Luke's Kid's Future Love Interest (I fucking love this girl. Vestara is the best new character in a long time), gets stuck on a planet with the sentient persona of the black holes and goes HOLY SHIT IT'S A WOMAN WITH TENTACLE ARMS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.