BETTER SITUATIONAL AWARENESS IS MY ISSUE. I'm not claiming to be an expert, but really, guys, we kicked out a popular Iranian leader in '53, and what we got was a violently anti-American revolution twenty-six years later. Interfering with national sovereignty is not awesome.

But hey, at least now I've learned that dissidents in, like, Burma totally just need a bigger Facebook/Twitter presence and a widely-flattering color to get American attention. If I shoop Aung San Suu Kyi's hair on all my icons, maybe people will care?!